and nights up late by the fireplace, aimless conversations about better days

Ashley Wagner

[adventurer | author]

born in 1988 [in San Salvador, El Salvador]
adopted in 1989 [to Michigan, USA]

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adopted. adventurer. author. cannabis connoisseur. fanson. horse girl. momma bear. nerd. pizza lover. ravenclaw. swiftie. Tigers fan. weirdo.

looking for bio fam

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writing the first book of the fantasy series,

writing two books on adoption - a memoir and a children's book

And Nights Up Late: A Memoir of Holding On and Letting Go (The Journey of Self-Discovery for an Orphan of El Salvador's Civil War)
A Sunny Day: A Children’s Book on International Adoption

with Iris, and illustrations by V

"Soluna Astor and the Adventures of Sleephalla"

Adventures in Writing

DND-inspired wax melts for your next campaign

Podcast of moms and friends with rotating segments every week

Other Kinds of Adventures

Instagram Feed [@Ashh2Kley]

If you've ever wanted to truly get to know me
(I'm sure you haven't but here we go),
Let's buckle in for 20 of the most random facts…

Hanson, Hamilton, and T Swift lyrics constantly occupy my mind
I am a nerd in every sense of the term
I could eat pizza every day for the rest of my life
My Hogwarts house is Ravenclaw
My patronus would be a horse
If I could have a superpower, I’d be invisible or fly
Marvel is far superior to DC
My favorite D&D class to play is a Ranger, and my favorite spell to use with it would be Hunter’s Mark
I love Hanson so much that I made sure my kids’ middle initials were ITZ.
Name Nerd ❤️💚💙
#EmoKidForLife. I’m definitely a scene kid still at heart.
If you can’t go from Hanson to Def Leppard to Sleep Token to Taylor Swift to Hit the Lights to Tech N9ne to Britney Spears, then you won’t wanna ride with me. I thoroughly enjoy my 80s hair bands, 90s pop, 00s emo, and pretty much everything in between.
I still stand by my forever statement that pro wrestling is an athletic soap opera
[but I still love it now anyway]
And if I were a professional wrestler, I'd have to be a heel
Married my best friend in May of 2023 after being together since August of 2012
Current favorite sitcom is Ghosts [USA] and my favorite characters are either Trevor, Hetty, or Flower
My most favorite movie of all-time is Mel Gibson’s ‘Apocalypto’ (2006)
I love cannabis and teaching people everything I know about all of it
In the Game of Thrones universe, I'd be Jon Snow - I don't know anything, I'm adopted from a far away place and dumped in the US Winterfell equivalent that is Michigan, and my prophetic backstory meant fuck all to my actual life 🙄🤣